Diváni sú čoraz agresívnejší; Aulu ohrozujú ničivé dažde

1. září 2010 v 18:32 |  Daily Scandal
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Dnes sa v Hrade rokovalo o poriadne horúcich témach! Téma číslo jedna bola Diváni a čo s nimi (ako inak). Naši dobre zamaskovaní redaktori zistili, že sa v  tábore Divánov našla useknutá ruka nášho dávno pohrešovaného strýka panovíka tejto ríše! Tak ak ste doteraz pochybovali o ich bezpečnosti - tu je dôkaz!
Rada sa dohodla na vyslaní vyšších do ich obydlia. Bol podaný aj návrh na celkové vyhostenie z krajiny, ale tento nápad bol zavrhnutý. Vraj je to príliš barbarské! Ako sa táto kauza skončí, nikto nevie. Len so zatajeným dychom čakáme, ako to bude pokračovať. Príde ešte niekto o život? Nevie sa!
A preto vám radíme - vyhýbajte sa Divánom veľkou okľukou! Do Northonu choďte radšej s mužskou spoločnosťou a najmä - neverte malým úsužným mužom!

Taktiež sa prerokovávali spôsoby, ako bude rada bojovať s mimoriadne daždivým počasím. Rieka Thalia sa už rozvodnila na mnohých miestach. Napomáhajú jej taktiež Diváni, ktorí už stihli zničiť pár hrádzí. Preto vám radíme zabarikádovať si domy a chrániť sa pred vodou. Rada vyšle výpravy Pánov Vody a Pánov Ohňa, ktorí ukľudnia situáciu. Nepodliehajte panike, avšak budte opatrní, voda je mocný živel.


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